hello.

balletange:

Maybe if you go watch Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper you’ll calm down.

(via sorry)

hungry-joe:

the-worm-man:

sunbakery:

(via sorry)

thundergrace:

Almost broke my finger I retweeted that so hard.

(via sorry)

nosupremacy:

dexfiles:

sun: 🌞
me: shut the fuck

moon: 🌙

me: ily

(via sorry)

auckie:

kelleysroom-deactivated20200511:

auckie:

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

I would not hang out with you again that’s for sure!

Well there you have it!

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

polyglotplatypus:

forestagain:

polyglotplatypus:

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

you’re doing god’s work here

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

i-was-once-a–tortoise:

i love how much the internet has latched onto the goose from the goose game. like it’s just a goose and it’s a goose that you control, so it has no set personality, but the entire internet looked at this 

and said “ah. a bastard” and adopted it.

(via sorry)

pnwswiftie:

Official party for all the songwriters who helped write Lover 🎉

(via pnwswiftie)